my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
got a horse or two
i use them as excuses
when my team lose

beckham and keane
on a hundred k
worth a bag of peanuts
on a good day

i got foreign players
cant use em at all
i spend 100 million
then win nothing at aaaaaalllllll

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

neville talking rubbish
in the papers again
i wish i could twat him
and his brother as well

keane is a mad one
scares the hell out of me
god only i know
i've been kissing his ass

nistelrooy is diving
cant he score a goal?
all that money wasted
shoulda bet on a horse

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie

do u think they'll sack me
keeps me up at night
dreaming of posh
wishing she was my wife

swearing at the press
is what i do best
if they bad mouth veron
i'll punch em next time

i'm a bad manager
i got beckham and scholes
i am sure barthez
plays for arsenal

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
so i gotta count on the ref to win this

my name is fergie
i should take the job for scotland

right now

by reggie (c)