-> "Most Buy"
Original Song Title:
"Most Girls"
Parody Song Title:
"Most Buy"
Parody Written by:
CrisCandy
The Lyrics
I never cared too much for malls
It was all a bunch of junk that I just did not want
Pay is low when you cannot work
Target and Super wal-Mart
Couldn't be more fly, everything is really cheap
I'm broke like a joke, but I don't need the malls to buy me some things
'Cuz I ain't got a job, I ain't got a car, I can't pay no rent
But Target's got everything for cheap
Chorus:
MOST buy stuff that costs all the ching ching
Got my own thing, but no bling bling
I just want stuff cheap
MOST want all that Gucci and Prada
Take it from me man you oughta
Buy the suff that you dream of
Super Target is real love
{cheap, cheap}
{cheap, cheap}
{Cheap, cheap}
{cheap}
I used to be about the floss
It was all about the cost, how much I spent on me
Seek, for a place that's got the cheap
Wal-Mart has diamond rings
They just ain't real but real ain't everything
I'm broke like a joke, so I can't use the malls to buy me my things
'Cuz I ain't got a job, I ain't got a car, I can't pay no rent
Wal-Mart has everything for cheap
MOST buy stuff that costs all the ching ching
They cannot live without bling bling
I just want stuff cheap
RICH people buy the Versace
I'm broke so just take it from me
Buy the stuff that you dream of
Wal-Mart and Target that's real love
{cheap, cheap}
{cheap, cheap}
{Cheap, cheap}
{cheap}
MOST buy stuff that costs all the ching ching
Got my own thing, but no bling bling
I just want stuff cheap
MOST want all that Gucci and Prada
Take it from me man you oughta
Buy the stuff that you dream of
Super Target is real love
{cheap, cheap}
{cheap, cheap}
{Cheap, cheap}
{cheap}
I'm broke like a joke, so I can't use the malls to buy me my things
'Cuz I ain't got a job, I ain't got a car, I can't pay no rent
Wal-Mart has everything for cheap
MOST buy stuff that costs all the ching ching
They cannot live without bling bling
I just want stuff cheap
RICH people buy the Versace
I'm broke so just take it from me
Buy the stuff that you dream of
Wal-Mart and Target that's real love
{cheap, cheap}
{cheap, cheap}
{Cheap, cheap}
{cheap}
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