Song Parodies -> "Dr. Phill"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like a Pill"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Phill"

Parody Written by:

Kaseman101

The Lyrics

I feel like a loser just typing this...

I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy
My life's a great big mess
I'm crying here and all you've done
Is prescribe me lots of drugs
I can't stay on your Prozac
Cause it's making me itch
I can't stay on your Zoloft
Cause it's making me twitch
I said I'm sick of all this medicine
So just stuff your little pitch
I found an alternative

Cause yesterday
I turned on the tube
And some bald headed dude
Started telling me what to do
And I swear
I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
And let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil

My eyes are glued to the screen as he lectures me
He tells me to get a grip
And all of the other shows they were different
Maybe Dr. Phil can help
I can't stand my lifestyle
Cause it's making me fat
I'm afraid to make commitments
Tell me what is up with that
I trying to potty train my kid again
But he's being a little brat
I think I'll write in today

Cause he cares
That I had an affair
And that I'm losing my hair
And that life can be so unfair
And I swear
I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
And let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil

He knows
That I'm watching his show
And that my job really blows
And that I like wearing pantyhose
And I swear
I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
And let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil

My friends think I'm a mama's boy
But I tend to disagree
I'm still living with my parents
And I'm turning forty-three
I said I need to wash my hands again
Cause I'm feeling OCD
I think I'll write in today

Cause he's the man
With the seven step plan
And I'm his biggest fan
He's my Shady and I'm his Stan
And I swear
I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
And let me watch Dr. Phil
I need Dr. Phil

He says
I need to get real
I need to get smart
I need to get going here
And I swear
I don't need your pills
Just give me some cable
And let me watch Dr. Phill

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helga - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment

This is very funny!!!!!

nicki - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment

I try to watch his show all the time but with a 4 and 1-year old barking out orders every .999999999999 seceonds, I bearly have time to breath. I have tryed to use his words in my every-day-life but all I hear from my husband is 'NOT THAT s!@# again... you need to quit watching him and listen to me!!!!!!!!!

WTF? - November 27, 2008 - Report this comment

This is Bob Ricci's song! Seriously listen to it on his Not a Christmas Album CD. I mean unless Kaseman101 is Bob's alias this isn't just plagiarism, it's theft!

Z-Police Productions, Inc. - February 23, 2019 - Report this comment

Kaseman101, I'm sorry to say this, but cable won't be lasting much longer. BTW, why don't you get Apple TV, Roku or YouTube TV, since they're much cheaper than cable.

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