Song Parodies -> "U + Ur Toys"

Original Song Title:

"U + Ur Hand"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"U + Ur Toys"

Parody Written by:

JPolc

The Lyrics

U and Ur Toys (remix)

Heading out, stopping by Wendy’s late night
Lovin life, eating right, don’t need a knife
I can tell, I just know, this is comin up, tonight
At the door we wait cause we don’t blow them
At the bar just beers keeps us grinnin
That's when buttaface started grindin on me
But ya see

Chorus:
We weren’t here for your entertainment
Didn’t ever wanna fuck with you tonight
Just stop and take a second
Didn’t come here looking for my future wife
'Cause that’s my range rover, and that’s your van.
You don’t think your ugly hunny?
It's just you and your toys tonight

Midnight still drunk, you’re a sloppy fuck
Have to dance by yourself cause you really suck
Don't touch, back up, I'm about to run
No lie
Listen up it's just not happenin'
You can say what you want to your butch friends
Just let me get drunk and fight...aiight

Chorus

You're in the bathroom with your girls, you bet them five bucks
You'd get the guy that just walked in, but you’re an ugly fuck
We need to get all messed up ‘fore its you we see
So start spilling your drinks in me

You know you are
Five five and small tits
Look like you got hit by a stone
Don't ya?

Chorus

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Jonathan S. - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment

GEEEEEEZZZ! Are you sure you used "F@#%" enough times?!!!?? Not only is that sick, some of the lyrics aren't any different, either. I'm appaled and wholly disgusted that the first Amiright parody of this tune had to be yours. You should be ashamed of turning a track with such awesome music into a train-wreck like this.

JP - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment

This was crap. Too many lines from the original and too much swearing. This should be removed.

PJ - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment

I agree. This is absolute garbage. Way too much profanity - parodies should be amusing without being vulgar. A joke does not need swear words to impact its audience, and this should also apply in song (Weird Al has never sworn much in his song parodies... maybe 1 or 2 swear words in the whole song at most, which is why he is funny). This parody should be removed - it is not even funny and just downright offensive. 0/0 - terrible.

Pink Panther - January 15, 2011 - Report this comment

The OS and this parody are absolute crap. Pink is a character from the Pink Floyd "rock opera" The Wall. The OS is too poppy, it stinks, Pink stinks, and this parody stinks. Not amusing at all. O / O - a puddle of puke.

Pumaman - May 16, 2021 - Report this comment

Nice to see a song parody that's so respectful of women. Kappa

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