chorus- I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away
I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away

Get out your long needles and a whole bunch of yarn
Go set up your stool and all your stuff in the barn
Stop eating that Jell-o and get off of your a**
I need something better than these socks made of grass
There's so many styles that you could knit for me
But I need them fast or my feet are gonna freeze!

chorus- I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away
I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away

I need them in ten minutes and they had better fit
Here's a list of styles that I want you to knit
Crew socks, toe socks, anklets, and some pom- poms, too
With pictures like Patrick Starr and Winnie- the- Pooh
Stripes and spots and polka- dots and zig- zags
But, if anything, they can't look like rags!

chorus- I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away
I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away

I've settled on one choice and the style is crew
But I want them in some different colors, too
Red and blue and purple, yellow, gold and green
Some that are metallic so they give off a sheen
After you are done making all of those hues
Stock up on your leather 'cause I need some shoes!

chorus- I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away
I need some socks so you'd better knit a pair right away