Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

This song really is retarded
this song can put you fast to sleep
The music's bad as fat guys farting
and the words are really lame and cheap
Yeah, this song, it sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks

This is a bad song
and I really, really, really don't like it
Why do they play it?
Only a dumbass would ever buy it
This stupid band
they're as bad as Simple Plan
This is a bad song
and I really, really, really don't like it

First time ever that I heard it
I thought that they were kidding
Oh, this song is just a turkey
and I don't mean like at Thanksgiving
I mean that it sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks

This is a bad song
and I really, really, really don't like it
Why do they play it?
only a dumbass would ever buy it
Are they emo?
Or are they just buttholes?
This is a bad song
and I really, really, really don't like it

This song got old after one play
but at least, soon, this band, they won't be around

(Yay!)

This is a bad song
and I really, really, really don't like it
Why do they play it?
Only a dumbass would ever buy it
The Plain White T's?
More like soiled brown undies
This is a bad song
and I really, really, really don't like it