Hey there Fazelia
What’s it like in Valley Stream?
I’m a couple miles away
But girl, to me you look so lean
Yes you do
Fat people can’t look as good as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there Fazelia
Don’t you worry about the presents
Everywhere you walk around
You make some people look like peasants
Close your eyes
Listen to this song, it’s my surprise
Just fantasize

Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Fazelia
I know one ex you’ve had, not much
But believe me girl
Someday, I’ll make your toes curl with my touch
You’ll have it good
You’ll have the life I knew you would
And you should

Hey there Fazelia
I’ve got so much left to write
If every simple word I wrote to you
Would take your lips to mine
I’d write it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have a ball

Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me

Couple miles seems pretty close
A girl like you gives much to boast
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we’ll just laugh because we know
That none of them don’t get ‘none’ anyway…
Fazelia I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Two whole hours will just always be our aim
And I’m to blame ;)

Hey there Fazelia
You be good and don’t be racist
Two more snide remarks and you’ll be in jail
And my lawyer will fight the cases – you know it’s true
And you know it’ll all be because of you
But you can do whatever you want to do
Hey there Fazelia here’s to you
This ones for you

Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
Faz, it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

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