Song Parodies -> "Hey There My Hairline"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There My Hairline"

Parody Written by:

Glyn

The Lyrics

For every Guy going bald...

Hello there Kara
I know you hate my singing
You haven't seen me with no hat on
but that's because I'm receeding
Yes is it
Yes it true, not taking the piss...
I swear it's true

Hey there Kara
My hair is getting getting scared now
I swear I just heard my head
say to my hair "its you or me"
Now go...
So on my pillow my hair grows
I've got hairballs...

Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
My hairs Receeding

Hey there my scalp
I know times are getting hard
But just listen to me please
I'll keep you covered up with my hat
We'll all be good
You'll have the warmth back like you should
My word is good

Hey there Whats left
of my hair, ive got to say
Theres not a single thing I wouldnt do
To have you back today
I'd Style you all!
Even get that mohawk you adored
We'd have it all

Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
My hairs Receeding

Hair Restorartion is Pretty far!
I'm so skint I cant afford a car
I'd get it if I had another way
Our friends would they make fun of me
just because my hair receeds
Because they won't go bald, only grey
But my head I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Your Scalp will never be the same
My dads to blame!

Hey there my hair
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years time, I won't be cool
And my hair will be history
and Dad its all because of you
You inherited it to me you fool
Hey they dad, heres my finger
Middle one's for you

Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
Ohhhh my hairs receeding!
My hairs Receeding

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littleCupCakes - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Yeah, it in the ~DNA~ Sir, here in NorCAL, the shaved-bald men have a certain sexiness . . . Very easy to notice them in a crowd !?! But this matched the melody ohhhh so well . . . it was swell, what it does to me . . . . to hear thee . . . .

Kara-Rar - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment

It is i, the Kara, yes the Kara to this famous parody, yesyes. Tis' a tune yes it is. BLUE!!! JUICE!! DUDE!! WOAH WOAH WOAH!! This is an excellent song, not because it's written by Mr. Blue or because my names in it but simply because it is rather genius.

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