Song Parodies -> "You Suck, Wii!!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

"You Suck, Wii!!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You suck Nintendo
Even since you've changed that darn name
Of a new game console
To what? Something too awfully lame
So irate
Something I could abbreviate
Some name I'd hate

You suck Nintendo
I would rather be naturally stoned
You haven't been 3rd party
Sega can do what Nintendon't
I realized
Certain things that I can't compromise
That hardly deny

Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
I'm so sick of Wii

You suck Nintendo
Your three-letter name is "mud"
But just believe me, guys
Someday you better off crackdown on crud
You're working on
You've gone too far and you went wrong
You're not strong

You suck Nintendo
Unless you try to agree
On making your first games that can be on
Xbox 360
So better sprawl
Otherwise, it's about time to fall
You won't stand tall

Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
Oh no I'm so sick of Wii
I'm so sick of Wii

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Ethan - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

I like nintendo wii. I'm actually going to play a game on that system now. Also, this is technically a fragment because you only re-wrote two thirds of the original song.

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Don't you know White & Nerdy is like "Ridin'" with one-third short?

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Don't you know Weird Al's "White & Nerdy" is like Chamillionaire's "Ridin'" with one-third short?

Ethan - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

I didn't know that, but I compared lyrics and you're right about that. If Al came up with a solid third verse then it would have been even better, but White & Nerdy is still a brilliant song. There are also a lot more lyrics in "Ridin'" than there are in "Hey There Delilah", and shortening a long song doesn't seem lazy in the same way that shortening a short song does.

One of the best parodies I've seen so far!! 111 for ever! XD - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

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Jason - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment

WOW! TSB actually leaves a comment! Though it takes a sucker to write about 'suckers'

Jonathan S. - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment

"You suck Nintendo?" Uhhh...I guess the nicest way I can put my thoughts is, your "parody" is incredibly biased. If you think Nintendo's that bad, try asking the numerous people who've tried Wii and LIKE it. Maybe you should try it yourself. A '4' for pacing, but a big, hard ONE on everything else. Pppphhhhbbbbtttttt!

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