-> "Hey There Ms. Palin"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Delilah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey There Ms. Palin"
The Lyrics
Hey There Ms. Palin
Hey there Ms. Palin
My sincere congratulations
You’ve created quite a stir
And now, you’ve just become the nation’s
Favorite Mom
You’re sexy photos are the bomb
At MILF.com
Hey there Ms. Palin
So, you think Gays shouldn’t marry
And that all sex-education
Can be harmful and be scary ?
But alas…
Maybe Bristol should have had a class
Abstain…my ass…
Oh…it's quite a sight to see
Pin-up for the GOP
Sure…it makes for great TV
Though Republicans agree…
You’re not fooling me !
Hey there Ms. Palin
What’s you view on Global Warming ?
Is your head stuck in the sand
As you continue misinforming
All of us
I guess there’s nothing to discuss
Why make a fuss…?
Hey there Ms. Palin
Tell me…what books are you burning
Is it Catcher In The Rye
Or is it Darwin you are yearning
To refute ?
I guess all science gets the boot
Well…how astute…
Now on every magazine
There your pretty face is seen
Looking spunky and serene
It’s the same old spin machine
I know you think you know what’s best
And we’ll be glad when you suggest
The time has come to repeal Roe v. Wade
And no Lady Will Sing the Blues
When women lose the right to choose
And all our liberties are Holiday-ed
Ms. Palin…though your vote was cast
That bridge was going no where fast
You flip-flopped like a salmon in a net
Like we’d forget
Hey there Ms. Palin
You’re the killa’ from Wasilla
You’re a pistol packin’ Momma but
I don’t see one scintilla…that I like
Although you gave McCain a spike
I don’t think it’s time for the Fourth Reich
Hey there Ms. Palin…take a hike
Go see your tyke…
Oh…a Moose and pony show
To maintain the status quo
Oh it's nothing but a scam
You’re not passing my exam
‘Cuz you’re just a sham…
IB
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