Hey there jenny,
What's it like in Orlando City?
I'm only 300 miles away,
But I bet you still smell pretty,
Yes you do
I hope the wind blows this kiss to you,
And I get one too,
Hey there jenny,
Don’t worry about the distance,
If you ever get too lonely,
You can spend some time with your vibrating friend Frances,
close your eyes,
Take another hit and let’s get high,
And fly in the sky,

Oh and we will be so stoned,
Oh and we will be so stoned,
Oh and we will be so stoned,
Oh and we will be so stoned,
And we will be so stoned

Hey there jenny,
I know times are getting hard,
But if just believe in me girl,
I promise I won't kill your dog,
You know that I love you,
I'd sell drugs from here to timbuktu,
Just to be with you,
Hey there jenny,
I've got so much more to say,
If every word I spoke to you,
Could take your pants away,
I speak them all,
And even more of your clothes would fall,
Possibly even your bra,

Oh and we will be so stoned,
Oh and we will be so stoned,
Oh and we will be so stoned,
Oh and we will be so stoned,
And we will be so stoned

300 miles really doesn't seem that far,
But it’s far as fuck if you got no car,
And I don’t think I’m getting off my couch today,
Besides my friends are about to roll a blunt,
And I think I’m just gonna stay and smoke,
Otherwise I don’t think I’d make it all the way,
But Jenny I can promise you,
That by the time that we get through,
I’ll probably be totally fuckin’ baked,
And you’re to blame…

Hey there Jenny,
I know you’re mad, and probably real pissed at me,
I just got a little caught up before,
and ended up downing a whole damn bottle of Listerine, like I do,
I know it was a real dumb ass thing to do,
I was just so damn high I didn’t know what to do,
You know it’s all because of you,
That I do the dumb ass shit I do,

Oh and I was so damn stoned,
Oh and I was so damn stoned,
Oh and I was so damn stoned,
Oh and I was so damn stoned,
And we will be so stoned…