-> "I Need"
Original Song Title:
"Will You"
Parody Song Title:
"I Need"
The Lyrics
We are standing in front of the counter at the hangout
It's lunchtime - lunchtime
Searching for money, beginning to worry
It's my treat - (his treat)
Sweating, crying, thinking, I pee myself
Realizing it's happened, I want to buy the sandwich
I turn 'round - asking
I need, a few more dollars to borrow
So we could, we could eat fresh at Subway
Woman with her kids, she's in line, behind us, yellin'
She's impatient - kids complain
Going through their pockets and finding nothing but lint
They're broke too - broke too
Making, faces, heart breaking, they're telling me
"Do you have enough cash 'cause if you guys don't that's okay"
"If you leave now - come back"
I need, a few more dollars to borrow
So we could, we could eat fresh at Subway
Lend me, four more dollars, must borrow
So may I have them for free, "No way"
At Subway! At Subway!
At Subway! At Subway!
"No cash... I'm sorry"
"No cash... I'm sorry"
"No cash... no food, no Subway this time"
"No cash, no food, I'm sorry"
"No cash, no Subway"
I need, a few more dollars to borrow
So we could, we could eat fresh at Subway
Lend me, four more dollars, must borrow
So may I have them for free, "No way"
I need (x6)
So loan me
I need (x6)
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