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Song Parodies -> "Pillowfight"
Original Song Title:
"Satellite"
(MP3)Original Performer:
P.O.D.
Parody Song Title:
"Pillowfight"
Parody Written by:
Grant Morgan
The Lyrics
This is one song of a concept parody album based in a self-created alternate universe in which several of today's and yesterday's bands are in. P.O.D. is prevalent, and Sonny ends up going crazy and painting his face metal and finds a shorn raven to put on his shoulder to become "The Bird" because Kane ripped his nuts off in a wrestling match. His weapon of choice is a shotgun that only blows train whistles, and he is now seeking out vengeance for being booted from the band for finding tone.
Pillowfight! (x2)
I wonder how queer you must be to hit me here
Some consumption of feathery fluffin' all in my atmosphere
Where's the beer for my tears? Only Lime
Man I am screwed cuz I inhaled a goose, feathers stuck in my chest
Contusions run in me, from this stupidity
All because of Wuv, now I cannot breathe
So now I can't rap, I lost all my tone
Let Traa sing all the stuff that I could before I got bummed
Cuz only time can tell if my damaged lungs will heal
Can't stop Wuv's throws all I know that this hurts for real
Whether I'm black or white, doc keep my health in site,
But GET THAT CATHETER OFF ME!
As I look at the flood light today
I see malpractice staring down on me
It brings a smile to Wuv's face again
P-P-P-Pillowfight!
Pillowfight! (x2)
It's truly like none before, that stupid whore pulled a two four, my tone's gone
My voice was just fine one day behind
Blindside's got good rhymes, but not genuine
So if Christian takes the reins on my rhymes, I'll kick his @$$ tonight
But it's not love or hate, his Swedish voice is fake
He's Alabamian y'all, but that's his choice to make
The question is will I be able to sing with the band?
I think I can, can I think? Wuv don't think I can
Because I will sing (nah), and I will bring (nothing)
To D.O.T. when my throat (crap) starts to freely ring
I'll make it through if I'm sniffing glue
Close the door, avoid Wuv, train my voice, next album see you!
(Pillowfight, pillowfight, thank God for that night of the pillowfight...)
P-P-P-Pillowfight! (x2)
I wonder how queer you must be to hit me here
Some consumption of feathery fluffin' all in my atmosphere
Where's the beer for my tears? Only Lime
Man I am screwed cuz I inhaled a goose, feathers stuck in my chest
Contusions run in me, from this stupidity
All because of Wuv, now I cannot breathe
So now I can't rap, I lost all my tone
Let Traa sing all the stuff that I could before I got bummed
Cuz only time can tell if my damaged lungs will heal
Can't stop Wuv's throws all I know that this hurts for real
Whether I'm black or white, doc keep my health in site,
But GET THAT CATHETER OFF ME!
As I look at the flood light today
I see malpractice staring down on me
It brings a smile to Wuv's face again
P-P-P-Pillowfight!
Pillowfight! (x2)
It's truly like none before, that stupid whore pulled a two four, my tone's gone
My voice was just fine one day behind
Blindside's got good rhymes, but not genuine
So if Christian takes the reins on my rhymes, I'll kick his @$$ tonight
But it's not love or hate, his Swedish voice is fake
He's Alabamian y'all, but that's his choice to make
The question is will I be able to sing with the band?
I think I can, can I think? Wuv don't think I can
Because I will sing (nah), and I will bring (nothing)
To D.O.T. when my throat (crap) starts to freely ring
I'll make it through if I'm sniffing glue
Close the door, avoid Wuv, train my voice, next album see you!
(Pillowfight, pillowfight, thank God for that night of the pillowfight...)
P-P-P-Pillowfight! (x2)
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