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Song Parodies -> "BOOM!"
Original Song Title:
"Boom"
Original Performer:
P.O.D.
Parody Song Title:
"BOOM!"
Parody Written by:
blackjack21
The Lyrics
Just in time for the 4th of July Independence Day celebration. And what’s the 4th without a few fireworks? Or bottle rocket fights? Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it! Haha. Have a happy, and safe, holiday weekend. And do be careful with those fireworks!
BOOM!
Whoosha!
Haha!
I never knew how fast I could flee
From a bottle rocket scare the crap outta me
It kicked our asses, from our shoes up to our glasses
Don’t you get sloppy, Joe or you’ll blow off your little toe
But you know me bro, ‘cause I be goin’ berserk
I ain’t no crazy young turk
Projectiles be makin’ me jerk
You know I heard all of that big sound goin' round
It might not scare you, dude but it ‘bout made my pants brown
I didn't know, ‘cause I’m still new to this scene
(Well it's alright, to have fright!)
I know you know, I see you smilin' at me
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
BOOM! Here comes the-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Fourth of Ju-BOOM!
Ready or not, how you like it now?
They pop so loud, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
Dogs go runnin’ all around, all this noise’s freaked them out
If you think it’s a joke then the joke’s on you
When it's time to handle rockets do you know what to do?
(What to do?)
Stop, drop and roll, you’ll stay cool, old school but true
Many get hurt and the lucky are few
(Lucky few)
We ain’t gonna stop, what you want?
Just in case you forgot
Light the fuse, run like hell, show me what you got!
I didn't know, ‘cause I’m still new to this scene
(Well it's alright, to have fright!)
I know you know, I see you laughin' at me
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
BOOM! Here comes the-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Fourth of Ju-BOOM!
Ready or not, like a dragon’s mouth
I said-BOOM! Watch out for-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Bottle rock-BOOM!
Ready or not, how you like it now?
Is that all you got? Haha, I'll take your best shot
Is that all you got? Aw, I'll take your best shot
Is that all you got? (I'll never get caught)
Is that all you got? (You make your best plot)
Is that all you got? (It’s gettin’ real hot)
I'll take your best shot; I'll take your best shot!
Is that all you got? (Well it's alright, to ignite!)
I'll take your best shot!
Is that all you got? (Well it's alright, to ignite!)
I'll never get caught!
Is that all you got? You make your best plot!
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
Is that all you got? It’s gettin’ real hot!
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
I'll take your best shot! I'll take your best shot!
BOOM! Here comes the-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Fourth of Ju-BOOM!
Ready or not, haha, like a dragon’s mouth
I said-BOOM! Watch out for-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Bottle rock-BOOM!
Ready or not, haha, how you like it now?
Whoosha!
Haha!
I never knew how fast I could flee
From a bottle rocket scare the crap outta me
It kicked our asses, from our shoes up to our glasses
Don’t you get sloppy, Joe or you’ll blow off your little toe
But you know me bro, ‘cause I be goin’ berserk
I ain’t no crazy young turk
Projectiles be makin’ me jerk
You know I heard all of that big sound goin' round
It might not scare you, dude but it ‘bout made my pants brown
I didn't know, ‘cause I’m still new to this scene
(Well it's alright, to have fright!)
I know you know, I see you smilin' at me
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
BOOM! Here comes the-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Fourth of Ju-BOOM!
Ready or not, how you like it now?
They pop so loud, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
Dogs go runnin’ all around, all this noise’s freaked them out
If you think it’s a joke then the joke’s on you
When it's time to handle rockets do you know what to do?
(What to do?)
Stop, drop and roll, you’ll stay cool, old school but true
Many get hurt and the lucky are few
(Lucky few)
We ain’t gonna stop, what you want?
Just in case you forgot
Light the fuse, run like hell, show me what you got!
I didn't know, ‘cause I’m still new to this scene
(Well it's alright, to have fright!)
I know you know, I see you laughin' at me
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
BOOM! Here comes the-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Fourth of Ju-BOOM!
Ready or not, like a dragon’s mouth
I said-BOOM! Watch out for-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Bottle rock-BOOM!
Ready or not, how you like it now?
Is that all you got? Haha, I'll take your best shot
Is that all you got? Aw, I'll take your best shot
Is that all you got? (I'll never get caught)
Is that all you got? (You make your best plot)
Is that all you got? (It’s gettin’ real hot)
I'll take your best shot; I'll take your best shot!
Is that all you got? (Well it's alright, to ignite!)
I'll take your best shot!
Is that all you got? (Well it's alright, to ignite!)
I'll never get caught!
Is that all you got? You make your best plot!
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
Is that all you got? It’s gettin’ real hot!
(Well it's alright, to ignite!)
I'll take your best shot! I'll take your best shot!
BOOM! Here comes the-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Fourth of Ju-BOOM!
Ready or not, haha, like a dragon’s mouth
I said-BOOM! Watch out for-BOOM!
Ready or not, here comes the noise from the south
BOOM! Bottle rock-BOOM!
Ready or not, haha, how you like it now?
Legal Note: No actual fireworks were ignited in the writing of this parody. Actions listed are fictionalized. Do not try this at home. Fireworks are illegal in many states and should be used with great caution. ;-)
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I'm "exploding" with laughter from this!!
Happy 4th. You get the 555 gun salute!!
I can say that I've been in more than one bottle-rocket fight, and I'll confess that I've made "destructive devices" from Black Cats, Piccolo Petes, M-80s and any other firework I could get my hands on. (But the statute of limitations has probably expired, I was a minor at the time and my juvenile record is sealed, so prosecution is impossible.) This parody was funny and conveys the sights and sounds of a July 4th pyrotechnic event very nicely. 5s.
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