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Song Parodies -> "She Litigates Me"
Original Song Title:
"She Hates Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Puddle of Mudd
Parody Song Title:
"She Litigates Me"
Parody Written by:
Thunderbolt
The Lyrics
Met a girl, I took her hand
Fell in love, I bought us land
Went well for a week or two
But then, then she sued...
Legal trap, tricks I can't can't get
Never thought I'd be the one to slip
Then I started to realize
She won because her lawyers lies
She litigates me, judge
She litigates me, l-l-l-law
I tried so hard but she took my money and now I have none
Just took it away
I testified for half an hour
After that, it got sour
My lawyer is really bad
No sign of guilt but feeling the shock, yeah!
Legal trap, tricks I can't get
Never thought I'd be the one to slip
Then I started to realize
She won because her lawyer lies!
She litigates me, judge
She litigates me, l-l-l-law
I tried so hard but she took my money and now I have none
Just took it away
That's my story, I lost my greens
Learned my lesson and rich is she
Now I'm broke and I'm mad
I'm a fool, they reposessed my bed
She litigates me, judge
She litigates me, l-l-l-law
I tried so hard but she took my money and now I have none
Just took it away
Law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law...
She took my money and now I have none...
SHE LITIGATES ME!
Fell in love, I bought us land
Went well for a week or two
But then, then she sued...
Legal trap, tricks I can't can't get
Never thought I'd be the one to slip
Then I started to realize
She won because her lawyers lies
She litigates me, judge
She litigates me, l-l-l-law
I tried so hard but she took my money and now I have none
Just took it away
I testified for half an hour
After that, it got sour
My lawyer is really bad
No sign of guilt but feeling the shock, yeah!
Legal trap, tricks I can't get
Never thought I'd be the one to slip
Then I started to realize
She won because her lawyer lies!
She litigates me, judge
She litigates me, l-l-l-law
I tried so hard but she took my money and now I have none
Just took it away
That's my story, I lost my greens
Learned my lesson and rich is she
Now I'm broke and I'm mad
I'm a fool, they reposessed my bed
She litigates me, judge
She litigates me, l-l-l-law
I tried so hard but she took my money and now I have none
Just took it away
Law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law...
She took my money and now I have none...
SHE LITIGATES ME!
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