Song Parodies -> "He's Dead, Jim"

Original Song Title:

"She Hates Me"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"He's Dead, Jim"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My first, but hopefully not last, Star Trek parody

Saw a world, so we beamed down
Klingons landed, a fight broke out
Fists were flying, rocks were throwm
Can't reach Scotty, all alone

Blasts of light, phaser fire
Thrown round, like socks in a dryer
Ensign down, now oh boy
I know what I'll hear from McCoy:

"He's freakin' dead, Jim
Yeah
He's freakin' dead, Jim
Yes, James T.. Kirk!
The phaser blast took his life, and he now has none.
Blasted away!"

Try to beam out for an hour
We reach Scotty, needs more power
We needed to make our escape
No help in sight
In Klingon Space!

C'mon Scotty, make this work
Calling Enterprise, this is Kirk
We've lost a man, ensign in red
Another nameless extra's dead!

"He's freakin' dead, Jim
Yeah
He's freakin' dead, Jim
Yes, James T.. Kirk!
The phaser blast took his life,and he now has none.
Blasted away!"

That's our story, on this rock
Beamed me out, along with Spock
Ensign did not well fare
He's got no name, so we don't care!

"He's freakin' dead, Jim
Yeah
He's freakin' dead, Jim
Yes, James T.. Kirk!
The phaser blast took his life, and he now has none.
Blasted away!"

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
KIRK!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
THE PHASER BLAST TOOK HIS LIFE AND HE NOW HAS NONE!
HE'S FREAKING DEAD, JIM!!!!!

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