-> "Don't I"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cha"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't I"
Parody Written by:
Mark Anthony Flores
The Lyrics
Baby
Ladies
Fellas
Are you ready?
Lets dance
Baby (ooooh)
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around
hes all over you (he's all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
Its easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be f***ing me (babe)
Don't I wish my girlfriend was hot like her?
Don't I wish my girlfriend was a freak like her?
Don't I
Don't I
Don't I wish my girlfriend was raw like her?
Don't I wish my girlfriend was fun like her?
Don't i
Don't I
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave my happy home (my happy home)
Lets keep it friendly (lets keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I don't care
But I know he aint gonna wanna share
Don't I wish my girlfriend was hot like her?
Don't I wish my girlfriend was a freak like her?
Don't I
Don't I
Don't I wish my girlfriend was raw like her?
Don't I wish my girlfriend was fun like her?
Don't i
Don't I
I know Im on your mind
I know wed have a good time
Im your friend
Im fun
And Im fine
I aint lying
Look at me shit
You aint blind (you aint blind)
I know Im on your mind
I know wed have a good time
Im your friend
Im fun
And Im fine
I aint lying
Look at me shit
You aint blind
I know he loves you (I know he loves you)
So I understand (I understand)
I probably be just as crazy about you
If you where my woman
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old friend your secret is safe with me.
Don't I wish my girlfriend was hot like her?
Don't I wish my girlfriend was a freak like her?
Don't I
Don't I
Don't I wish my girlfriend was raw like her?
Don't I wish my girlfriend was fun like her?
Don't i
Don't I
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