-> "Don't Cha Wish You Had A Big Mac?"
Original Song Title:
"Don't cha"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Cha Wish You Had A Big Mac?"
Parody Written by:
Fizz
The Lyrics
Ok Ok Ahh
burger
Yeah Ahh
fries
Ohh
greasy
I know want it(I know you want it)
That greasy big mac in my hand (greasy big mac)
Full of grade F beef of grease and fat (grease and fat)
2 slices of artificial amercian cheese (american cheese)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you want that glop on that seasme seed bun
[Chorus:]
Don't cha wish you had a big mac like me?
Don't cha wish you a large fries like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish you had a coke like like me?
Don't cha wish you could be fat me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Fight the feelin that you want some fries (some fries)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Even if their cut little taters
Fried in lard
That are totallly greasy (totally greasy)
Coated in old table (table salt)
You can't have any (can't have any)
Cuz there mine an' I don't wanna share
[Chorus:]
Don't cha wish you had a big mac like me?
Don't cha wish you had fries like me? (like me)
Don't Cha (Don't cha dieter) Don't cha
Don't cha (all right, grease)
Don't cha wish you had a coke like me? (coke)
Don't cha wish you were fat like me? (fat!)
Don't cha
I know you love coke(loves coke)
Sweeted with high furtocouse corn syrup (corn syrup)
Filled with calories (calories)
And filled with with bubbles
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
possibly (possibly)
You could have some if you were'nt such a heath nut
[Chorus:]
Don't cha wish you had a big mac like me?
Don't cha wish you had some freis like me? (like me)
Don't cha (don't cha dieter )
Don't cha (all right, grease)
Don't cha wish you had coke like me? (coke)
Don't cha wish you were fat like me? (fat)
Don't cha
Don't cha
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