My guy, he failed
He landed in depression
He tried to bail
hunger situation
Yummy stuff though
His food could feed the nation
Every night sweet dough

Sweet Cinnamon swirl
and rock candy
Favorite thing-
McFlurry
It would make me hurl
But not him you see
That's only Wednesday

So his eating you know
it's not a great solution
Food it was his foe
So he took vacation
You say french fry
There's his solution
Your head will fly

All I did was say "rye"
But now we are done you see
I hate to leave
but it has to be
Go find a girl
who won't bring up split peas
Go eat another buffet

His eating has changed
He eats whatever he sees
Slim fast..the key
Every night he'd have wings
And obviously he's fat
If you didn't get that you can't take a clue
He doesn't eat the stuff I bought
But secretly I'd say
Why can't I do the things like he does too?
Why can't I stalk food like you stalk?
Well, I'm tired of trying to drink tea
I wish you were me
you were me

I see a real revolution
I want to eat
Anything but pollution
Chocolate cake you see
It has no nutrition
But don't matter to me

I am in the world
That you seem to be
Our love is the key
Here's some ice tea
I'll give it a whirl
And I'll be six hundred and three
I'd never trade a day

I love this world
I love to be free
I wish you could see
MMmm Yummy!
I love that curl
of wrapped sushi
Load up that tray!