-> "Photosynthesis"
Original Song Title:
"Myxomatosis"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Photosynthesis"
The Lyrics
This houseplant in my home
Swapped with me instead
I'm seeded inside this pot
Can't call out "S.O.S."
Near dead
With thorns I've been spiked
I'm kept bay windowside
My leaves are green as lettuce
Bugs chewed me with small bites
I've frowned...
I... don't... know... why... I'm... thrown... in---side...
This plant's soul's so awkward
These roots are now my feet
My apperance is crazy
Fearing my safety
Budding and pollinating
With my metamorphosis
Movement's now limited, Can't run!
Angled towards the sun
Chugged down Miracle-Gro, It's my favorite drink
Scary that I'm thinking that, My brain's human
Don't... think... I'm... high... not... weed... plant... life...
Lost... my... mind... since I've... grown... stems... to... thrive
This strict sunshine diet has made me so peeved
Sandwhich has left my plate
Switched with photosynthesis
Place my mind back in it's dome
Since flora makes me frown
Hate this metamorphosis
Strive with photosynthesis
Life's no fun with these fern parts
Once thought life was hard
Was stressed out with such tension
Existence still ain't pleasin'
Now sucked into this shrub
Trampled as bees buzz
Need that photosynthesis
With my metamorphosis
My... dirt's... too... dry...
Need... H...2...O... to... thrive
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