Song Parodies -> "Sick Is The New Well"

Original Song Title:

"Down Is The New Up"

Original Performer:

"Sick Is The New Well"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The doomer side is strong from this one.

(Verse 1)
Get yourself to shopping, for the lockkkdown nears
Cut away from family, cut apart your mask
Everything’s collapsing no one cannnnn work

(Chorus 1)
Sick is the new well
Get used to, a foul smell
Sick is the new well, is the new well

(Bridge)
Won’t you hear from me? Won’t you hear from me?

(Verse 2)
Your booster shots will all expire
Demand will shrink, (we’ll) stick with zinc
Domestic prisoners, all in your goldfish bowls
Breaking news reports are just another lie
We have lost our freedom, we have lost the fight

(Chorus 2)
Because sick is the new well
What if I knew the truth?
Sick is the new well, sick is the new well
Sick is the new well, is the new well

(Bridge)
The websites have all crashed, the websites have all crashed, the websites have all crashed
Oligarchs
Oligarchs

(Outro)
All disease is covid
The sports are all cancelled
Jabs needed for jobs
Jabs needed for jobs
Be an urban serf
UBI, to get by
Jabs needed for jobs
Jabs needed for jobs

(Fade out)

Foreshadowing much? Also, enjoyed the conversation thread from the Cocaine parody about vaccines. It's a partial inspiration here.

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