Who pu-ulled this dumb joke? Who switched arou-ound my beakers?
I too-ook a sip, thought it wa-as my-y soft dri-ink
But cau-ause of this trick, I've found I'm a-a lot weaker
My consistency's now of gel
My life won't be the sa-a-a-a-ame, now a-all my mu-uscles a-are go-one
I-I'm oo-oozin' on

Ca-an fo-orm my old shape with some hard co-oncentra-ation
Looks a-a bit diff'rent, can't quite rema-ake my face
I-Immu-une to all ha-arm, not a ba-ad situa-ation
The-ere's also the fact I won't a-a-age
But this form is rea-eal gro-oss, don't wa-anna-a be a giant blo-ob
Ha-ate oo-oozin' on

I'm oozin' o-o-on
No-o weight gai-ain? That's sweet (that's kinda sweet)
But I can't taste a-anythin' tha-at I-I eat
Well, I can, sorta, but you see, that's no-ot a-a-all tha-at blo-o-o-ows
Can't go outsi-ide, no-o more social life
Not that I-I really-y ha-ad one befo-ore this, mi-ind (not a rea-eal so-ociali-i-i-ite)
Bu-ut now the-e joy goi-in' out to the-e fli-icks i-is lo-o-o-o-ost

Pro-ogre-ess on a cu-ure? The fa-act is I haven't
Started work o-on tha-at yet, kno-ow I-I should now
But fi-irst I have to unlearn my new habit
Of collapsin' when I hear a loud sound
And prankin' my-y roo-oommate; I-I'm su-ure this is hi-is fault, thou-ough
Sti-ill oo-oozin' on
I-I'm oo-oozin' on
I'm oo-oo-oozin' o-on