-> "All Sluts Taken"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"All Seats Taken"
 
				Original Performer: 
Rebecca Cartwright
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"All Sluts Taken"
				Parody Written by: 
sexy chick
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			don't need no license
don't need no invertation
I've got my bed set for three
don't bring no buddies
just your reservation
for all the stuff that wee and poo
I skip my main course
n'stick to table salt
I've got my entree for dessert
I dim the lights
the DJ can come watch
cause we need a chaprone tonight
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you
so go on further
this is a business meeting
so you need a shirt and pie
and tell your friends 
I really do mean offence
it's no private invertation
this place is gonna reopen tonight
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you
All booked out
and every things gonna change my mind
cause your gonna waste my time
so come and make your dreams come true
I'm all booked out for you
All booked out
hoo hoo hoo
I dim the lights
the DJ can come watch
it's no private invertation
this place is gonna reopen tonight
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got 
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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