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Song Parodies -> "Towel, I Am So In Need Of You"
Original Song Title:
"Let My Words Be Few"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rebecca St. James
Parody Song Title:
"Towel, I Am So In Need Of You"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This is hardly my best handiwork here and with kind of a religious hymn as soundtrack it's in real bad taste, up until the last line and twist that experienced parody readers/writers will se come miles away. Furthermore the original song's title is taken from the third line of the chorus, one that I varied throughout, so the parody title had to be taken from the forth line.
And I shook it harder - true
(Jesus!)
When in hand you'll shake it too
It looked big as Big Ben
And I would shake in mirth
But I let it get askew
Towel, I am so in need of you
And I shook it harder - true
When in hand you'll shake it too
Cos that works with shampoo
Towel, I am so in need of you
The simplest of announcements
I hereby bring to you
Don't jerk it until you are blue
Towel, I am so in need of you
And I shook it harder - true
(Stupid!)
When in hand you'll shake it too
But let that be taboo
Of towel I am so in need...
Cos I shook and I felt screwed
(Dumbass!)
When in hand you'll feel screwed too
Say will this dry like glue?
Ketchup I am so displeased with you!
*the chorus keeps pouring for a while*
(Jesus!)
When in hand you'll shake it too
It looked big as Big Ben
And I would shake in mirth
But I let it get askew
Towel, I am so in need of you
And I shook it harder - true
When in hand you'll shake it too
Cos that works with shampoo
Towel, I am so in need of you
The simplest of announcements
I hereby bring to you
Don't jerk it until you are blue
Towel, I am so in need of you
And I shook it harder - true
(Stupid!)
When in hand you'll shake it too
But let that be taboo
Of towel I am so in need...
Cos I shook and I felt screwed
(Dumbass!)
When in hand you'll feel screwed too
Say will this dry like glue?
Ketchup I am so displeased with you!
*the chorus keeps pouring for a while*
© Peter Andersson.
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For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at
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Sounds like the Catholic School locker room
Remember, the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy always recommends one carries a towel when traveling to any destination.
This towel parody's a real snapper...
I saw it "coming", which means I didn't see it coming! ... the switch, that is.... uh, not sure others caught it either... Anyway, nice trompe l'oeil, and for another, see "You Don't Blow Me". http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/eddyarnoldraycharles0.shtml Five spurts -- of ketchup.
LMAO! This is great, Peter. The contrast between TOS lyrics and yours couldn't be better. There has been some MB discussion "Christian Music" and abbreviating songs - you made the right choices on both here IMO (if you want me to elaborate I'll send a PM). Excellent work to a song that really needed it. 555+
Matthias: I'll take your word for it...
Agrimorfee: That should have been my first idea here! (But I've made up for it now).
AFW: In Matthias' Catholic School locker room?
Tommy Turtle: Really? And - Been here, done that!
Red Ant: I've just seen the new abbreviating songs thread and I have nothing to add, you all said what there was to say IMHO. However I'm at loss with this new "MB", what does it mean?
Agrimorfee: That should have been my first idea here! (But I've made up for it now).
AFW: In Matthias' Catholic School locker room?
Tommy Turtle: Really? And - Been here, done that!
Red Ant: I've just seen the new abbreviating songs thread and I have nothing to add, you all said what there was to say IMHO. However I'm at loss with this new "MB", what does it mean?
Sorry, my chatroom speak got the best of me there. MB = messageboard.
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