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Song Parodies -> "Pie"
Original Song Title:
"Universally Speaking"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Pie"
Parody Written by:
Bad Puppy
The Lyrics
this is the second Red Hot Chili Peppers song i've created a parody for, because the chili peppers rock, imho. this parody is not based on a true story. enjoy!
Pie
Have a taste
So good, that I cried
I cried on my plate
Still I so devoured
Crumbs on my trousers
This pie is not sour
Give me one more hour
Bliss is blooming
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- I puked in the trash can
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one
Pie
...turned to crime
Dying for a slice
Now, I'm too shy
Canned food's now my life
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- can't get an erection
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- don't ask any questions!
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
"this blows"
Have a taste
So good, that I cried
I cried on my plate
Still I so devoured
Crumbs on my trousers
This pie is not sour
Give me one more hour
Bliss is blooming
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- I puked in the trash can
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one
Pie
...turned to crime
Dying for a slice
Now, I'm too shy
Canned food's now my life
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- can't get an erection
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Hurry up because I'm not game for
Poisoning of the food that I came for
I don't know who did this, but I
don't drive back 'cuz i'm feeling dismal
Nothing better than Pepto Bismol
I don't know who did this, but I'll
rip them a new one
Pills for heartburn and indigestion
Go and get 'em- don't ask any questions!
I can wait- but I know that my ass can't
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
Simply put, my pie was tainted- noooooooo!
"this blows"
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I love the original and this parody is great....
yeah anyways so i was about to go to a seafood restaurant, but then i read this parody and just about changed my mind. 5-5-5
Bad Pup - Great job here! 5-5-5. I hadn't been into the Chili Peppers but I bought "By The Way" and I really like the whole album. I've done 3 of the songs as parodies here, also. I'm gonna see what your other one is to see if it's one I know.
Kick ass!!!! That fits so well into the original, which I'm listening to as I read it and write this. Na, na na! And now it's over. Cool parody, bye!!!
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