this ain't the place
we want you to try
Labour loves and hates
both at the same time
can't yet decide
talk it down in style
still wants you to try
get that degree

those elected see it as a passtime
economic progress is on their minds
Nothing better then seeing profit lines
Simply put we saw no cash inflow

Come on you'll see we graduate for
jokes 'bout drugs - what people say we stayed for
University Teaching
Pay it back though you think it's unjust
end up working customer service
University Teaching
Binned in the long run

government line
they're all crooks or high
the student kind
pay their loans tonight

those elected see it as a passtime
how they look in the press is on their minds
Nothing better then seeing profit lines
Simply put we saw no cash inflow

Come on you'll see we graduate for
jokes 'bout drugs - what people say we stayed for
University Teaching
Pay it back though you think it's unjust
end up working customer service
University Teaching
Binned in the long run