-> "Marching Band"
Original Song Title:
"Take On Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Marching Band"
The Lyrics
Marching Band
(Announcer)
“Ladies and Gentlemen
Welcome to Bosstone High School stadium
Introducing your marching band the -Mighty Dorks-
Yes you… band idiots”
(Snare line tears into a snappy cadence…)
(Spoken)
Hup 2, Hup 2,3,4
(a wall of sound fills the air as the powerhouse band takes the field and forms a giant outline of Chuck Mangione’s hat)
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Oh, what a day
Uniforms that look so gay
My trombone I start to play
The band’s blaring “Hang On Sloopy”
Sliding away
Thinking of some 3d wave Ska…Hooray !
Lift those knees
Dress that line
I'll be fine
When I’m outta here…
My Fishmates and I
Are in the garage at last
And it's me and the trumpet guy
Playing horn licks from “Louie Louie”
It feels good to me
Now we’re sounding just like “Toots” on acid
Play my parts
Just like school
Now I’m cool
I’m a rock star too
(…At this point the listener is forced to suffer through a meaningless and painful guitar solo, but fear not because I have in my possession the LONG LOST WORDS to the horn break…almost time...ready...NOW)
{Not since “Chicago”, “Lighthouse”, or “Ides Of March” have
Bands used horn players in nearly every song and
I am so happy this Sackbut is my ax so
Call me a band geek…I do not really care and
I met a chick who thinks I am kinda hot ‘cuz
I wove my crew-cut into some mini-dreadlocks}
I’m dancing away
Tryin’ to look hip as if to say I
Don’t need to play
Have to lay-out for most of the tune just
Counting away
Hope my spit-valve doesn’t start to spray
Cheer for me
See me blow
Here I go
I’m a Reel Big deal
Look at me
Change occurred
Not a nerd
Any more......
IB
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