-> "It's the End of the 'Verse As We Know It"
Original Song Title:
"It's the End of the World As We Know It"
Parody Song Title:
"It's the End of the 'Verse As We Know It"
Parody Written by:
Eben Brooks
The Lyrics
That's odd; it starts with The Train Job
Jayne's a slob, and Oh, my God!
All the girls are smoking hot!
(I'll be in my bunk)
I am a floating leaf; listen to the wind swirl
'Verse serves its own needs regardless of your own needs
Fly us, Mister Wash, please; Jayne, go sit down
River's been delivered in a coffin-sized airtight
Why do we conspire? The Alliance is engaged
In a government desire to control your life!
Miranda's where we're going in a fever
With the Reavers breathing down our necks
Creeping by on minimal power; keep fingers crossed
Look at all those ships! Gor! Ram!
Uh, oh! Here we go! Population's littering
The city streets. Move your feet, deadbeat!
'Verse serves its own needs, Reavers hear your heartbeat
Parody the Rapture and the Armageddon
Out! Of! Here!
We're vitriolic, hyperbolic, 15% alcoholic
Heroes, damn big!
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
And I feel fine!
Simon Tam, he's a surgeon; got a lot of book-learnin'
Don't know how to talk to girls, listens to the wind swirl
Here's a guy in uniform, a Book-burning black man
In every manner reprobate, working for the police-state
In a battle in a valley, beat down, beat down!
Watching bombs crush, crush; uh, oh! This means
No staff golden calf; a renegade spacecraft
Turning our misfortune into private enterprise
Offer me a bouty, offer me protection
I despise your lies!
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
And I feel fine!
The other night we tripped across cargo that we couldn't toss
Zoe had to take a loss; WHAT THE HELL, JOSS?
Running from mobsters; River kills the monsters
Kiss the girl, oh damn, special Hell, BOOM!
We're idiotic histrionic big damn heroes!
Right? Right!
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
And I feel fine!
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
And I feel fine!
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
It's the end of the 'Verse as we know it (God, oh, God, we're going to die!)
And I feel fine!
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