Gentlemen, there's gonna be a sale later on today
Whose prices will not be beaten by no one else they say
Not Best Buy, Circuit City or at Wal Mart
Dillards, Target or KMart

When You Buy Two, You'll Get Two for Free

When YOU Buy Two-You'll Get Two for Free

Our sales can't be beat
Ten bucks for a TV?

At the flea market today
Some crooked old hag
Had gone out on a burglary yesterday
She had tables and cashmere
and gold for ten years
She don't really want that much
To make it all disappear
So she stole an over-sized display, set tables up
and she priced it away for one buck
Sold seats soon won't be too much left
I know it is wrong
but it was not our theft

So yes it's true, cheap plasma TV's
Go get one too, she needs the money

She sold Wiis, PS3 and X-Box 360s
to me for five dollars she sold me all three
She'll need all this dough to pay her bail
So let's all go down there before she goes off to jail

No time for showers
That table will soon be empty
and all we'll have left is Avon
and fake jewl'ry
So come on everybody-let's get some new shoes
She's going to get busted
and you know it's true

When you buy two, You'll get two for free
When you buy two, You'll get two for free

Later that week, on cable TV
It was plastered she was captured
She's in court next week
but look at our home
Decked out maximum
and restitution, she'll pay for we have reaped

Oh Yeah!
Today for me, ten brand new Cd's
Got them so cheap, and they're mine to keep

Busted
Her theft is through, her victim's relieved
but me and you-we got off Scott-Free