You're kidding
This is insane
They laughed him off of Idol that day
Execs from Fuse now make him rich with their pay
Something's wrong
It's crazy

Chalked a deal
Well, he was signed
Redundant lines it won't leave my mind
I may have braved those tryouts if I was smart
But I'm dumb
Or lazy

With the training of a newborn child
He really bombed to put it mild-
Ly yet he won a bunch
Of viewer support
He sings like a king
That should really not sing

He sang, he sang
Oh brother
Well he's cool, he's cool
Like an oven
He reps belting in showers but he sings worse than me
He's full of mediocrity
He sang, he sang
Good gracious, he's as plain as ghouls
On October thirty first
But I just might have gone up there and done a whole lot worse

Tortures me
He's gaining fame
While nobody seem to knows my name
Can't sing but that don't mean a
Thing anymore
I tell ya

Talk is cheap
Songs bring in bucks
But without skill it takes lots of luck
Will Hung has the most luck of all
Yeah I'm sor-
Ta jealous

And if I see him sing on MTV
I guess I'll mock him a lot more
And if his CD sells like 5 year old bread
That proves that Fuse should have signed me instead

He sang, he sang
Oh brother
Well he's cool, he's cool
Like an oven
He reps belting in showers but he sings worse than me
He's full of mediocrity
He sang, he sang
Good gracious, he's as plain as ghouls
On October thirty first
But I just might have gone up there and done a whole lot worse


With the training of a newborn child
He really bombed to put it mild-
Ly yet he won a bunch
Of viewer support
He sings like a king
That should really not sing

He sang, he sang
Oh brother
Well he's cool, he's cool
Like an oven
He reps belting in showers but he sings worse than me
He's full of mediocrity
He sang, he sang
Good gracious, he's as plain as ghouls
On October thirty first
But I just might have gone up there and done a whole lot worse