-> "An Infant"
Original Song Title:
"Unfaithful"
Parody Song Title:
"An Infant"
The Lyrics
Story of a slut
Searching for some cash
But it keeps escaping me
Sorrow in my chest
Cause it seems these pimps
Really love my company
They pay some better cash
And this means more good food
The reason that I sell myself
But dough is rollin in
And I'm livin so well
to him I just can't stay true
And I know that he knows I'm a dumb ho
And it kills him inside
To know that I am skanky with all of those guys
He is so disgusted
I don't wanna sell me anymore
I don't wanna be a treacherous ho
Every time I limp out the door
I see him look at me with sorry eyes
I don't wanna get an STD
I don't wanna live a strenuous life
I don't want to get...
An infant
I smell the air so sweet
As I straighten my weave
Preparing for an orgy soon
A tap upon my chest
He pays less than the rest
So I can't cater unto him
I say I'll make a deal
Just buy a decent meal
And I will give him some of me
A lie I love to sell
To make my life go well
Selling corny terminology
And I know that he knows I'm a dumb ho
And it kills him inside
To know that I am skanky with all of those guys
He is so disgusted
I don't wanna sell me anymore
I don't wanna be a treacherous ho
Every time I limp out the door
I see him look at me with sorry eyes
I don't wanna get an STD
I don't wanna live a strenuous life
I don't want to get...
An infant
My sex, his grief
I should just take a knife, and slip it in my back
Get er done now
I don't wanna be a hoochy
No more (for some time)
I don't wanna sell me anymore
I don't wanna be a treacherous ho
Every time I limp out the door
I see him look at me with sorry eyes
I don't wanna get an STD
I don't wanna live a strenuous life
I don't want to get...
An infant (a baby)
Nah, nein, non
Ok yeah yes yah
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