Miley, Miley
Miley Cyrus
I understand you got some success
But you are fuckin ugly
You sound like a man
And Id thank god, if I never had to see you again

And now I see these pictures, of you half-naked
Hey, youre only 16 years old, you need to stop
Because youre just lookin like a slut-bitch
I hope Mickey Mouse slaps you, you hoe

And Ill never know why all these little girls are so obsessed with you
They dont even recognize a skank when its right in their view
But by some miracle, I actually like some of your songs
Damn, I must be insane

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Cause now I feel like, oh
Youre the reason why Im slittin
My wrists when I listen to your CD
I guess thats what I get for checkin
The videos YouTube recommends for me

Next time I wanna hear some crappy
Music, Ill just listen to Paris Hilton
Cause you make my ears start to bleed

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Thats why I hate Miley Cyrus
Cause she is annoying 2x
I cannot stand Miley Cyrus
Cause she is annoying 2x

Hey, hows your TV show goin?
I heard little 7 year olds cant get enough
Its so funny how high ratings you get
But maybe its on the wrong Station?
I dont think it should be playin on Disney
Instead it should be on Playboy
Cause judging by your pics on the computer screen
Your squeaky image is only a decoy

And Ill never know why all these little girls are so obsessed with you
They dont even recognize a skank when its right in their view
But by some miracle, I actually hate your songs
You make me wish I was gay

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[Now Miley Is A/Now Cyrus Is A]

Hoe Hoe~

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