I've got some money, cook me some--honey
Give me a donut want to dunk it in a cup
Just make it with haste please, they are so tasty
Mr Baker could you turn the oven up

Make me some eclairs so I can eat there
and make some coffee so I can wake my @$$ up
Just like Lund I want unbeatable buns
Mr Baker make it fast because I need to stuff

I eat tons by tons of those Krispy Kremes
I wait outside for the light and that is my new scheme
Let's go pat the dough, then you stuff it all full
Take a bite at nine, Take a sip then more

Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum
Jelly on my face Yum
I won't be too rude
but you can't have my food SON
Eat them all the way up until it's lunch (lunch)
And on my way back home I have another munch (munch)
My tummy it growls for them (Fritters)
Oh yummy my tongue's got the (jitters)
Well my eyes are poppin'
So now I'm stopping
I want donuts so I'll have a nice big butt
oh

It's so enticing with that pink icing
Come on now baker you must know this ain't enough
Them taste buds in my mouth are craving some more
Come on now baker make some more of those creme puffs

I want that jelly into my belly
Come Mr. Baker could you make another batch
See my ribs so you know I could use some more
Especially the ones with the powder--them I'll snatch

Hey Dunkin'
Please Dunkin' Donuts
It's two in the morning
Could you open up
(Hey Dunkin) Hey Dunkin, Please Dunkin Donuts
I have got the munchies, Hurry the hell up

First its six by six then it's eight by eight
I'm gonna eat until the cells in my body all gain weight
Dropping cream on your sneakers It makes you look sleeker
Give me your feet--lick it off your cleats

Ooh
Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum
Everybody eat YUM
Let me see that batch and
Throw them and I'll catch FUN
Eat 'em all you drunks, nurses, and nuns (nuns)
Keep chowing until you cannot run (run)
If you want a treat sayin' (Yummy)
Until they are layin' in your (Tummy)
Well I'm ready for 'em
So now I summon'
Mr donut dude it is time to bake that food

Oh Mr Baker, This money maker
needs a billion donuts and I never will give up
Gonna bang on the door 'til my hands are sore
Oh Mr Baker, would you please just bake some up

My tongue is all waggin' from all this beggin'
Oh Mr Baker, grocer's stale donuts suck
and my cookings so bad I threw mine on the floor
Even my doggie wouldn't lick them suckers up

Hey Mr.(Hey mr)
Please Mr. Baker
I am really hungry
Turn the oven up (turn the oven up right now)

Hey Mr.(Hey mr)
Please Mr. Baker
I am really hungry
Turn the oven up (turn the oven up right now)

Okay everybody chow down when they're ready
Gonna rip the door down just like Freddy
everybody chow down when they're ready
Gonna rip the door down just like Freddy
everybody chow down when they're ready
Gonna rip the door down just like Freddy
everybody chow down when they're ready
Gonna rip the door down just like Freddy

Come on now feed me I'm getting angry (come on now feed me, I hear my tummy)
Come Mr Baker, before the sun is risin up'
See the light in the window they're coming out now (Oh they're coming for sure)
Please Mr Baker won't you open this place up

Now he's unlockin', soon I'll be stockin (That's a nice donut Boy)
Give me some donuts and fill my coffee cup
All the guys out the door are wanting some more
But they must wait 'cause I ate all your stock up