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Song Parodies -> "With a Rope (Kevin Calm Down)"
Original Song Title:
"Song of Hope (Heaven Come Down)"
Original Performer:
Robbie Seay Band
Parody Song Title:
"With a Rope (Kevin Calm Down)"
Parody Written by:
M. McCain
The Lyrics
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Don't you fight and pull your sister's hair
Late at night you're jumping on the chair
Will you go to bed? I don't want to chastise
Cause then you'll cry
Chorus 1:
I will tie you with a rope to a tree
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Til you stop hoppin' around like a flea
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
New day dawns...we can start again
Your Ritalin - when will it kick in?
I raise my glass to the maker of this drug
Give me a hug
Chorus 1:
I will tie you with a rope to a tree
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Til you stop hoppin' around like a flea
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Chorus 2:
I'll tie you to a tree with a rope
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Just to get me where I know I can cope
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
All your toys you fling
Hyperactive king, king
Oh pepper spray, it stings
Chorus 1 ( 2x )
Chorus 2
Late at night you're jumping on the chair
Will you go to bed? I don't want to chastise
Cause then you'll cry
Chorus 1:
I will tie you with a rope to a tree
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Til you stop hoppin' around like a flea
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
New day dawns...we can start again
Your Ritalin - when will it kick in?
I raise my glass to the maker of this drug
Give me a hug
Chorus 1:
I will tie you with a rope to a tree
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Til you stop hoppin' around like a flea
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Chorus 2:
I'll tie you to a tree with a rope
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
Just to get me where I know I can cope
Come on Kevin calm down, Kevin calm down
All your toys you fling
Hyperactive king, king
Oh pepper spray, it stings
Chorus 1 ( 2x )
Chorus 2
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