Oh it seemed forever stuck today
All the moaning tarts in London
Caught a strain of flu they say
And all the best women are mad
All the handsome men are grey
You must make fudge

Yeah are you questioning my lies?
Is there humour in your rumour
Of the food that you despise?
Do you leave dents where you spit?
Are you sitting on a bit?
Will you survive?
You must be wise

Chorus:

When there's no fudge in town
Just listening to me keeps bringing you down
All the places you have been
Trying to buy a fudge icecream
A fudge icecream

Oh what are you really looking for?
A nosey parker in your life
To confuse and to ignore?
Is it fudge or candyfloss?
Do you need a bit of gloss?
Get on your nose

Yeah turn down the fudge songs that you hear
'Cause you can't avoid the sediment
That builds up in your ear
Eating fudge will stop the pain
Eating fudge will kill the fear
Do you deceive?
You must believe

Chorus

I buy with my little sigh
Something beginning with (f!)
Got to sick up
And now it's creaming
So I've got to turn the trick up
Sit back and watch reality stick up
I know this girl she likes to cook dreams
And I'm a fiend but I'm living for a fudge icecream

Chorus

Come and eat a fudge icecream
Don't let me get you down
Everybody loves your fudge
Come and eat a fudge icecream
Don't let me get you down
Everybody loves your fudge