-> "Mock eBay"
Original Song Title:
"Rock DJ"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mock eBay"
The Lyrics
Me on the E show
All of its gotta go
Hits getting high
And the bids even more so
Show your cash with your pay pal account
Can I click it
(yes you can)
I got
(junk)
You got
(Sold)
Sell to everybody
I’ve got the gifts
Gonna sell it to you all
Its time to place you’re bids in
I belong back in business
Giving eBay commissions
On every item I sell
eBay, do you hear me?
Recession does not scare me
Businesses is going well
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
Sitting on your Asses
Bidding with the masses
Make your bid
No price match haggling’s
Give a little discount
I’ll be quite polite
But when I makes the price
I makes the price
(Right)
You don’t own books, and you want to buy some
Its time to put your bid in
If you don’t have a grill
But your best friend has
Its time to put your bid in
Come on buy its easy
Buddy email me
Place your bid in for that (uh uh)
eBay, do you hear me?
Recession does not scare me
Businesses is going well
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
Pricing aint easy
Most of them fleeced me
Everytime
Pricing aint easy
But as I’m sellin' it, sellin' it, sellin' it
It's alright
Come on
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
I don’t wanna mock eBay
But you’re giving me a good price
Don’t want it to stop eBay
Cos your making me rich oh nice
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