Song Parodies -> "VBVs"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Texas"

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Original Performer:

"VBVs"

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The Lyrics

VBVs (or Vision Blocking Vehicles) are those oversized trucks, vans, SUVs, and other vehicles that make it impossible for us car drivers to see anything down the road when we're stuck behind one. Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.

See 'em on the highway
Pull in front of me? Really?
Man this really scares me
Try to drive without seeing

I got no perspective
On what is up ahead
I guess you don't care
If I wind up dead

Somebody save me
It's so cockamamie
It's crazy

Baby I'm raving
Your truck I'm hating
It's crazy

SUVs among us
So car drivers never know
What traffic is up ahead
This sightless steering blows

This is suicidal for
Anyone in cars
These bloody VBVs,
Send 'em all to Mars

Somebody save me
So cockamamie
It's crazy

Baby I'm raving
Your van I'm hating

They all block my vision
Massive wagons
And I'm stuck here behind

Driving ain't fun
It's a "get here to there" kinda grind

Somebody save me
So cockamamie
It's crazy

Baby I'm raving
Your bus I'm hating
And you

Everybody driving big VBVs
Sitting up so high where they all can see
Guess before I go and hit one
I should maybe go and get one
See my new Escalade

See me as I'm driving my VBV
Sitting up so high where I now can see
I can see you driving blindly
As you're driving right behind me
In my new Escalade

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Rob Arndt - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment

Excellent!!! Here, let me drive up your score, 555!!!

LVV (Limited Vision Vehicle) - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Try driving a 1989 Honda CRX. Every car on the road is a VBV.

agrimorfee - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks for the explanation of a VBV; otherwise I would'nt have understood that title.

bobpiecheese - May 28, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) REVENGEANCE! Don't mind me, just quoting a webcomic. That said, great parody here, perfect in every way, even with the obscure acronym. 555!

Blaydeman - May 29, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Thank you for edumacating on this very important acronym everyone should know of, but probably don't. Great job!

Below Average Dave - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment

Echo Agri. . .and I can totally relate thanks to said information

~DivaLaCrazy~ - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Sir, I prefer to drive a certain Mr. b~V~d crazy ! !

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