(There's turtles in my pants!)
Tell me whats making you jump like that
T I M P, turtles in my pants
Ain't got no aliens, ain't got no foot ninjas
T I M P, turtles in my pants
T to I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
T to I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
T to I to the M to the P

He ain't got that goin' watering your plants
T I M P, turtles in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
T I M P, turtles in my pants
Hypnotize me put me in trance
T I M P, turtles in my pants
Got an bossy sister living in Royal Woods
She can't see the
(Turtles in my pants!)

Step right over and watch me put it down
T to I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
T to I to the M to the P

If you wanna know how I'm doing this dance
T I M P, turtles in my pants
Something in my trousers, you know it ain't mousers
T I M P, turtles in my pants
Alvin, SpongeBob
Hey, you don't need an academic degree
Garfield smelling my potpourri
T to I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down
T to I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
Down, down on the ground
'Cause you know I got it going on

T to I to the M to the P
T to I to the M to the P
If you play guitar with Luna you get a cash advance
T to I to the M to the P
If you losing your mind, get yourself to calm down
If you're wrestling Leni then you ain't got a chance
The evil Shredder fights and attacks
Ain't a problem, ain't a problem
(Turtles in my pants!)