-> "A Few Of My Favorite Dopes"
Original Song Title:
"A Few Of My Resolutions"
Parody Song Title:
"A Few Of My Favorite Dopes"
The Lyrics
Ekaterini Thanou and Kenteris
Motorbike speeders with glandular eeries
Press jury hangmen have brought out the rope
What will become of these Parthenon dopes
Some say there must be malfunctioning counters
But have they seen Jones or Johnson and Hunter
Weightlifting women and testosterone
Tadzjiki chicks that you never would bone
There´s a red card if the drug is outdated
But now there´s genotype doping created
Belarus hotties that shout put for miles
Have a dossier in the WADA X-Files
Steroiiid puff
Makes you look buff
Like a Belgian Blue
But don´t you get caught like the whole DDR
Or sponsors are booound to sue
VOICE OF AUTHORITY:
"Now don´t you cry Myrmidons, we ARE closing down the Balco Lab!"
Ottey and Muhlegg and Myllylä (Finland)
They were all honest like wrestling type pin-downs
Beach Volley muscles in top form and laced
Spikes like a shooter who´s beta-block paced
Ludmila Engqvist and Tyson were winners
Like Balcoholics Anonymous sinners
Blood change and EPO, it´s grown grotesque
Now dopelympics are won AFTER test
John N´Gugi
B Bonds´ loogie
They were filled with dope
Their dealers and trainers should join them in jail
Where Bubba will fooorce their slope
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