Song Parodies -> "Smelly No More"

Original Song Title:

"Lonely No More"

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Original Performer:

Rob Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Smelly No More"

Parody Written by:

ophulus

The Lyrics

The unfortunate consequences of having B.O.

Now it seems to be
That you know just where to stay
Far away from me
Body odour's not your thing

Please don't swear to me
That you'll always stay away
My heart is breaking now
More than ever, baby

CHORUS:
I don't wanna be smelly no more
I don't wanna be a sweaty pig
I don't wanna know the prom queen at the ball
Is just pretending that she fancies me
I don't wanna have B.O no more
You know I can never live with this
So when I tell you that I shower, please believe
"Cos I don't wanna be smelly anymore

Yes I scrub myself
Take a shower twice a day
Roll on deodorant
Just like every one else

And I wipe my ass, even check for lice
Girl I swear it's true, I've tried my best
Begging you, please sniff my neck
You will know I've tried

CHORUS:
I don't wanna be smelly no more
I don't wanna be a sweaty pig
I don't wanna know the prom queen at the ball
Is just pretending that she fancies me
I don't wanna have B.O no more
You know I can never live with this
So when I tell you that I shower, please believe
"Cos I don't wanna be smelly anymore

BRIDGE:
What if I had no B.O.?
Could you please consider me?
What if I could promise that the stench will die eternally?
What if I could splash cologne?
Calvin Klein Eternity?
You could choose whatever brand you like and I'd wear it

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Tristessa Baggins - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment

good one! Definitely better than the original

Yet Another Dutchman - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment

What's with the low voting? Parodies about stench, poop and barfing always crack ME up! 555. But I do think Lonely No More is a good song, Tristessa. Oh, and Mr. Grosvenor, IF you read this and IF you bother to comment at all, I'm no nitpicker but... shouldn't ass be censored?

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