While I was eating cheeseburgers for lunch
Someone was throwing ranch at my friends
My friends started to grab some milk
And tossed 'em at that guy now and then

One of these food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough

Some girls toss salads at some bullying boys
Those loved to ditch gym class sometimes
But when I shake a soda bottle and unscrew the cap
Shooting soda at those who love to whine

One of these food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Things aren't getting fair now
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
No way José!

I'm stuck in this madness baby
Guess what
Had enough, had enough, show no mercy

[random food flinging, milk splashing, various splatting, soda popping, and people screaming sounds during intermission]

The principal just saw all of us
Doing food fights too long
I've made such a fuss

Food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough

And all those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough
Those food fights are dumb, that's enough