Song Parodies -> "I Can't Help It That I'm Yucky"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Help It If I'm Lucky"

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Original Performer:

"I Can't Help It That I'm Yucky"

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The Lyrics

During the write of this song it struck me that it might hurt my rep, my cred and my good name if people are to read it literally, then again it came to me that I never had none of that in the first place, so here we go!

I wasn't sober on our first date
It's just my way, it is innate
Give me food and mix me a drink
I will burp and ralph it in the sink

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky

I know the way to make a sty
I'll never quit until pigs fly
When on the road I'm kinky on the phone
Though you said I'd leave your mom alone!

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky

I am a pervert and that's for true
The piercings I have lost in you...
Gomorrahns would have been my friends
Though golden shower habits are invented since!

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm yucky

Repeat Chorus

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dktos? - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment

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Red Ant - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment

That was a different OS - sorta like country/metal... and a guy singing... I was expecting "Rose" to sing... anyway, fun stuff, Peter, I loved "The piercings I have lost in you" - that line brings up all sorts of interesting mental images. 5s, and congrats on yet another FS/FB (first song, first band).

stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

what, you've heard of Rose Tattoo in Sweden? the Aussie band with Angry Anderson? - wow, I'm impressed - with you, not with Rose tattoo - so I'll take your word for this not being a literal read Peter, lol - 555

Peter Andersson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Red Ant: Being somewhat mental myself that's what you can expect...

Stuart: Back in the day (that being the 80s) they were marketed up here along the lines of "if you like AC/DC you'll like this bunch of Aussies too" and I fell for that, and though their sound is not really the same I still think that "Scarred for life" by Angry and his boys from approx '83 is a better album than anything that Angus and his merry men did put on vinyl at the same time, or ever after "Back in black" for that matter. Furthermore if you ever get the need to do a patriotic parody about Australian pub habits I think the title song on the "Southern Stars" album has some potential...

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