-> "Slush"
Original Song Title:
"Crushed"
Original Performer:
Rosette
Parody Song Title:
"Slush"
The Lyrics
I told myself today was gonna be the day
No more excuses, I knew how to order, what to say
Was gonna go and pay but just like yesterday
I got shy and had to leave, quietly slip away
Another night got me sitting here all on my own
Picking up my change
But i cant get past the stop sign
Rocking my brain
Going insane
Again and again
I cant keep going this way
[CHORUS]
SLUSH
It's the sweetest taste in existence
And I'll leave a tip, and the icy stuff that I've always missed
SLUSH
It's bubble gum that I love the most
Probably never tell,
It's the sugar-y-est thing that I've ever drank.
SLUSH
That feels like sugar-ice in my throat
How it always goes
Cuz I get a brain freeze whenever I drink it
And so Im left
Sore small brain
With that lovely taste still in my mouth
Baby I love slush
So I told myself that tomorrow gonna be the day
And I keep on telling myself that Im gonna go and pay
And I wont be afraid just like yesterday
Wont walk away never gonna let another chance slip away
Cuz' I gotta know which flavour I have to take and go
Freeze my mouth and throat
Cuz' there can never be no more
Freezing my brain
I am insane
Again and again
I wont keep going this way
[CHORUS]
SLULSH
The most sweetest lemon that I know exists
I will leave you a tip, if you fill it more than others
SLUSH,
By the softest ice cubes that I swallow
Probably never tell
It's the strongest flavour that I've ever had
SLUSH
That I havent got up to go
And by some cherry
Slush, but I forget the price when I get too close
And so Im left,
Short of slush
With that heavy feeling in my chest
Baby I need slush
Slushes
Im so into those
Dont know what Im gonna do
Gotta find a way to pay
I dont know just how to ask
Slushing
Going to buy one
Found this dollar in the grass
I found a way to paayyyy
Ohhhh Imm
Drinking
Lovely medium
Dont know what I'm gonna do
When I finish this nice sluuuuuusssshhhh ohhhhhhh
And so Im left,
Short of cash
With my brain freezing over inside
Baby I heart
Sluuuuuush
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