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Song Parodies -> "I´m Living In Fort Knox, But I Lock When Men From Irs Knocks"
Original Song Title:
"Opportunity Nox"
Original Performer:
Roxette
Parody Song Title:
"I´m Living In Fort Knox, But I Lock When Men From Irs Knocks"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This parody song is based on the brand new single from Roxette. I don´t know if it´s even out in the states yet.
Well, I blamed them
My lawyers said that we´re gonna maim them
Through the years I thought it would be the same then
I couldn´t quite imagine the fame then
Tobacco lawyers, they made me rich!
When I settled, when I settled
I got this fancy place
Now I see them, now I see them
I hide
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks on
I coughed at first when counting my millions
But payed the Reaper off with some billions
´Cos interest alone brought a trillion
But now I owe the taxman gazillions!
Now they´re coming, now they´re coming
I´ll loose this fancy place
I can see them, shit, I can see them
Oh no!
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks on
Now they´re coming, now they´re coming
I´ll loose this fancy place
I can see them, shit, I can see them
Oh no!
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
My lawyers said that we´re gonna maim them
Through the years I thought it would be the same then
I couldn´t quite imagine the fame then
Tobacco lawyers, they made me rich!
When I settled, when I settled
I got this fancy place
Now I see them, now I see them
I hide
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks on
I coughed at first when counting my millions
But payed the Reaper off with some billions
´Cos interest alone brought a trillion
But now I owe the taxman gazillions!
Now they´re coming, now they´re coming
I´ll loose this fancy place
I can see them, shit, I can see them
Oh no!
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks on
Now they´re coming, now they´re coming
I´ll loose this fancy place
I can see them, shit, I can see them
Oh no!
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
I´m living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
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Hey Peter chyd, I just saw your plug. Alas, I DKTOS, but I wholeheartedly agree with the message (and your use of "gazillions"). So is Roxette Swedish? I forget. And still recording? I remember a video from back in the day with the lead babe performing on stage barefoot. It was soooo sexxxxy, and I'm not even a foot fetishist.
Thanx Spaff! (Pre-Vote Tally: Varied, but another average near 4.
EXTREMELY funny. I'm a huge Roxette fan, and just one of their songs can have me on cloud nine. This song actually has the same effect!
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