Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I know I would train real hard
in Afghanistan

I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands

I have got a plan today
maybe I will drive my car
with some radioactive matter
and a little bit of bling.

Well, the things went boom
by remote control
And the bomb really
made a hole

Now allah will be real
scary
to those who did him sin

Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I Know I would train real hard
in afghanistan

I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands

Well, George W Bush
was really pissed
He let out an evil hiss

So 'ol Blair called the queen
and she let Brittania sail

So they decided
to blame Saddam
And then invaded
his homeland

And their crusade
wouldn't stop until he
rotted in some jail

Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I Know I would train real hard
in afghanistan

I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands

When George W Bush
was still on top
And Saddams jury
was sealed and stocked

They sent Saddams soul
drifting out into space

North Korea made
a warning sound
And detonated a nuke
underground

And George W Bush
was left again with
mud across his face

Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I Know I would train
real hard in afghanistan

I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands

I was born too late into
a world that soon wont be there
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands