I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair( lament of a twat )
[Chorus]
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
Is really such a stupid line im not quite sure why its there
If she’d sat and done research she would realise that there
Was never any punk rockers with flowers in there hair

theres been cans of larger ,lots of sick
somebodys foot a lolly stick
a bag of golden wonder and somebodys underwear
a slice of pizza someones thumb
a biro lid some chewing gum
no one ever can recall having a flower in there hair!


[Chorus]
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
Is really such a stupid line im not quite sure why its there
If she’d sat and done research she would realise that there
Was never any punk rockers with flowers in there hair

malcom mclaren husker du
the slits,the 4skins,p.s.u
the buzzcocks , sloppy seconds , daisy chainsaw and redscare
agent orange,stinky toys
screeching weasel beastie boys
have never worn a stupid poxy flower in there hair

[Chorus]
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
Is really such a stupid line im not quite sure why its there
If she’d sat and done research she would realise that there
Was never any punk rockers with flowers in there hair

They wore ripped jeans and gloves with lace
And some had tattoos on there face
16 hole dr martens and safety pins everywhere
dog collars around there neck
And if you ask sid viscious I bet
He would sooner hump boy george than wear a flower in his hair!

[Chorus]
the song was a hit and the world dosent care
that theres never been a punk rocker with flowers in there hair