-> "Cash Hun"
Original Song Title:
"Love Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cash Hun"
The Lyrics
Mind over matter, as you tell me
That you love me with a smile
But loving costs higher, and that is a fact
You want from me, Something else we'll see
You don't think I know the plan
but you make money you don't hold on to
Sweet stares with sweet lashes
I'm not about to do this
It ain't swell
But you want more cash from me
I'm not gonna give you my cash hun
Cause you want a gift
'Cause you want fun, you see
I'm not gonna give you my cash hun
'Cause you got an itch, you're so needing it
You can't have my pay
I'm not gonna give it away
Say your heart is bleeding
I'm gon' need a better reason
To give you my money today, today
Never get my way, like last Tuesday
You just would not hear
My TV's dying screen gets darker
You said I cannot splurge
My hopes were purged
All my pleas and cries were not heard
TV just whined and died
Won't help me, won't help you
Must keeps things truly equal boo
Not trying to hurt you but you can't have it mam
You weren't gonna give me your cash hun
'Cause I ask for it
Can't have no fun, for me
You weren't gonna give me your cash hun
Our dead TV sits, It's broken to bits
We'll both keep our pay
We won't help each other to pay
and if you want the reason
I am missing hockey season
because you won't help me, my babe
Woe is me Eyes weep from my song
Won't work on me, not right, you know hun
Cause I am not rich today
You can't stand this new truth I say
I won't give you my cash hun
Cause you don't need it
Use your own hun, told me
Your weren't gonna give me your cash hun
Cause you tell me that you would not use it
We'll keep our finances apart hun
'Cause you asked for it
What you want hun you see
I'm not gonna give you my cash hun
You can yell and kick I don't give a lick
You won't get your way
You're not gonna force me to pay
Cause you never want to share it
So why should I help you with this
Hun, I'll buy you all you please
When you can give a better reason
To give you my money today, today
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