-> "The Cannibal Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Animal Song"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Cannibal Song"
The Lyrics
When hamburgers and pizza pies are getting on your nervs
Television cookshows tries to make you stop eat bird
Subways makes me hungry, people tunning 'round like steaks
Got to break away so eat my hand now
'Cause I want to live like cannibals
Careless and free (like cannibals)
I want to live
I want to run through the jungle and chase all my food with a fork and a
knife
I've been having difficulties keeping to baked beans
Feelings and emotions make me longing for a dean
Cannibals are like children they eat all they ever see
Which one eat more humans?
There's a thought....now you decide.
Come party in the jungle
And come feast on a man
Would you like to give it a try? Would you like to eat a hand?
'Cause I want to live like cannibals
Careless and free (like cannibals)
I want to live
I want to run through the jungle the foot in my hand and the toe in my mouth
This life will never get you down
It ain't confusing
There ain't any rules to follow
But I wouldn't feel it
They just put my heart in the soup
When sausages and Chinese food are starting to taste bad
Television cookshows make you irritated and mad
Cannibals think children are a gift to them from God
They're there to be eaten
Take a bite....now you do try.
Come pass the sauce in the jungle
Come put some salt on your man
Would you like him raw or fried? Would you like to take bite?
'Cause I want you to live like cannibals
Careless and free (like cannibals)
I want to live
I want to run through the jungle and chase all my food with a fork and a
knife
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