-> "Cash or Credit"
Original Song Title:
"Affirmation"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cash or Credit"
Parody Written by:
Krisco and Rhu
The Lyrics
I believe the sun should never set upon a shopping spree
I believe we place our happiness in our store purchases
I believe that junk food tastes so bad because it is so cheap
I beileve my parents don't know how to shop in the least bit
I believe the beauty magazines speak nothing but the truth
I believe I can't shop when I'm by myself alone
Chorus:
I believe the policy what you don't like you can get returned
I believe you can have great credit in every single store
I believe the dress looks no more better on the other side
I believe you don't know what it costs until you get the bill
I believe you can't control or choose your credit maximum
I believe that brand name's worth more then the Wal*Mart one
I believe the most attractive features are these cute blouses
I believe that credit cards are worth more then cash money or gold
I believe the struggle to receive my allowance is unfair
I believe the only one to disagree is my father
Chorus:
I believe the policy what you don't like you can get returned
I believe you can have great credit in every single store
I believe the dress looks no more better on the other side
I believe you don't know what it costs until you get the bill
I belive more credit is the key to your unhappiness
I believe a raise in pay negates another spending fest
I believe that God does not endorse two piece swimming suits
I believe in shoes surviving death into eternity
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How Funny: | 2.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.9 | |
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Total Votes: | 60 |
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