Song Parodies -> "Celebrity Affirmation"

Original Song Title:

"Affirmation"

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"Celebrity Affirmation"

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The Lyrics

I'm not to proud to admit that I follow entertainment news religiously. Silly or not...it's true. And these are my general thoughts on a lot of the people in entertainment today.

I believe that entertainment magazines will rot my brain
I believe it's a moot point, I've just bought US Weekly again
I believe Christina Aguilera is a two-bit whore
I believe we all could stand to see her with blonde hair once more
I believe Orlando Bloom should probably dump Kate Bosworth
I believe that Britney Spears has got the brains of Sleepy Smurf

I believe celebrities whine far too much�they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say

I believe we can't control the garbage they put on TV
I believe I'll watch it even though I think that it's trashy
I believe that Michael Jackson dug his grave�guilty or not
I believe that his defense will cost his freakish ass a lot
I believe that J-Lo's every bit as bitchy as she seems
I believe the only ones who disagree are on her team

I believe celebrities whine far too much�they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say

I believe "Return of the King" will bring me some Happiness
I believe that even skeptic critics will all be impressed
I believe that Peter Jackson isn't free from scrutiny
I believe he'll keep that ugly hair all through eternity

I believe celebrities whine far too much�they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say

I believe celebrities whine far too much�they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say

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pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Amen to that! You should hear me having a go at Victoria Beckham, who deserves a slap in her stupid face for saying that having a good voice wasn't all on the Jonathan Ross show (like the ex-Spice Girl HAS one, right?). She made a mockery of people who've had to work to achieve genuine popularity rather than being in the papers and magazines for doing damn all.

Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehe...I'm with you, Pickle!

Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment

"I believe that Arwen has a talent she cannot deny" Loved it 555

Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Kristof!!! =)

Michael - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh my God this song is fantastic! What a great parody, and so true as well!

Arwen - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Well thanks, Michael! I haven't read this one in AGES...and I see that at least my wish for Orlando's and Kate's demise has come to fruition...I think I'm a bit psychic..; )

ToTheMoonAndBack - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment

lmfao, I loved the part about how Peter Jackson will keep his ugly hair for all eternity...that was great!

Arwen - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Well thanks very much, ToTheMoonAndBack! He's actually looking a bit better as of late...but yeah, the hair...still just as bad as ever.

I appreciate your SG themed moniker, by the way...=)

Glenn - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment

This is a great parody

Arwen - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Well thanks, Glenn!

Anny - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment

This is a very good parody :D All of the lyrics in here are very true :D Great job. 555 for you :D

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